Searching For Freeway Bobby Fischer

Hey you! Yeah you, the fucktard weaving in and out of lanes in heavy traffic! Guess what...you aren't getting anywhere asshole!

 

The problem with playing "Freeway Checkers" is that idiot drivers actually think it gets them where they need to go faster. This couldn't be further from the truth. There is nothing more fuckin aggravating than some douche bag cutting in front of you on more than one occasion because they just can't stay put.



All this dumb shit does is slow down traffic by making people hit the brakes more often than they should. Great, you just got 2 cars ahead of me, I guess now you have time to stop for that bagel...right, fuckface?

People who do this need to climb to the top of a high rise building and just jump right the fuck off. Seriously, where the fuck do these people get off thinking they are more important than anyone else? Judging by the types of cars that these drivers own (usually of the low-budget economy car variety), I'd say it's safe to say that no, they aren't important at all.

I can't count how many times I've had an asshat driver like this behind me, only to watch him cut across all lanes of traffic and back, just to end up behind me again. It's fucking stupid...but then again, humans are fucking stupid. For a species that is supposedly the most intelligent, we do some pretty fucking stupid things.

 

In conclusion, if you happen to be one of these low-life pieces of shit who does these sort of things on the road, I have just 5 words for you - GO FUCK YOURSELF! I know, it's not 5 words...it's like 4 or something, but whatever. Stop doing this dumb shit and just wait it out like everyone else, you fucking cum sucking dirtbag taint licking pile of fuck!