Remember Music Television?

In 1981, MTV launched a new generation of music by airing the very first music video “Video Killed The Radio Star” by The Buggles. What a difference 12 years can make. Although the 1993 premiere of “Beavis and Butthead” broke up the monotony of nothing but music videos (and was funny as shit), it began the era of what is now 0% music and 100% piece of shit reality television.

"Hey Beavis, remember when like... uhhh...
MTV had videos and stuff?"

If you turn on MTV at any given time throughout the day, you will not see any form of music television. Instead, what you’ll find are shows featuring pregnant 16 year-old sluts, fat bitches who want to be made into a prom queen, obnoxious drama-laden idiots from New Jersey, and meaningless duels between washed-up MTV reality stars of yesterday.

The reality craze got so bad on MTV, that in 1996 Viacom had to create MTV2 so that videos could still be played. Today, you have to fuckin go to MTV8 just to catch a glimpse of a video. Not that videos today are any good, considering it’s all the same shit – a bunch of studio gangsters shoving their grill in the camera while showing off a bunch of fancy cars they don’t own. Music videos today are more like short movies. All of a sudden, it takes 15 minutes to get through a 4 minute song.

Why anyone wastes their time watching any of the craptastic shit MTV airs is beyond me. Personally, I enjoy living my own life. I don't need to be sucked into some random idiot's drama. If you don't have any drama in your life and you watch this shit to get your fix, then you have a serious problem. Get help. Everyone wants to be a fuckin reality star; and the only reason they can be is beacause of the dumb ass people who watch the shit.

Let's trash the shows about rich kid's birthdays and give me some cool videos like "Take On Me." I want my MTV back!

When did Halloween become slutty?

I am now a firm believer that chicks will use any reason available to dress up like sluts. Case in point - Halloween. When did Halloween become a reason for chicks to dress up like prostitutes?

I'm sure guys won't think less of them.

Correct me if I'm wrong (which I'm not, so don't waste your time) but wasn't Halloween created to scare off the spirits with hideous looking costumes? Somehow over time that ritual evolved to include humorous costumes, look-a-like costumes, and now slutty costumes. At first, I was hesitant about writing a blog on this topic. What made me go for it was the fact that the Friday before Halloween I witnessed a handful of high school girls walking home in a slutty nurse outfit, a very short French maid outfit, and the skimpiest Pocahontas costume I've ever seen. How these girls were able to stay at school dressed like that is beyond me. If one of them so much as coughed, it woulda looked like a party favor coming out of their skirts. Personally, I wouldn't have let my 15 or 16 year old daughter out of the fucking house looking like that.

I'm not sure if this is an attention thing or what. It must be, because I don't buy the excuse of "we do it because it looks cute." That's the most bullshit excuse I've heard since "I got a new phone and didn't have your number." Chicks who dress like that know exactly what they're doing. They want and crave the attention it brings. What pisses guys off about that is the fact that when guys look at the dumb bitches with short skirts and low cut tops, these sluts get all mad and call us perverts. Stupid cunts. If you don't like guys looking, stop advertising!!

It's not just Halloween that chicks take the opportunity to dress like hookers; Vegas, court dates, birthday parties, weddings, and nights out at the club or bars are all awesome excuses to dress like a call girl. Halloween however has quickly become the biggest excuse to show off some tits, legs, and ass. It's funny to me how it's these same hoes that complain about how they can't find a decent guy. News flash - if you dress like that around any guy, the last thing they're thinking is "I wonder what's the last book she's read." In reality, they're thinking "I wonder if she could suck a basketball through a tennis racket?"

Gone are the days of leaving something to the imagination. These bitches lay it all out to get the attention that daddy didn't give them. What these sluts don't realize is they're only viewed as T&A. As long as they don't have a problem with that, guys will keep treating them like cum dumpsters.