It's Summer...Put The Fucking Uggs Away!

Hoes. They'll do anything to make sure they're always in style, even if it means giving up more sensible things in life. But hey, at least they have those Uggs. In what to me is a more marketable version of snow boots, Uggs have captured the fashion sense of females ages early-teens to mid-20's for the last coupe of years. Why? Beats the living shit out of me.

Is it hot enough to wear a mini skirt, or
cold enough to wear Uggs? We're confused.

Unless they're being worn in late December around the ski lifts, they have no business being worn in the Summer in Southern California. Coupled with the wearing of skinny jeans, Uggs (or often Ugg imitations) provide little to no ventilation of the feet. Can you imagine the stank that is going on down there? I asked a co-worker not too long ago why Uggs were such a trendy hit. She replied, "Because when it rains, it keeps our jeans from getting wet and ruined." This was obviously a bullshit excuse, considering two points: A) It rains a total of 3 fucking days here per year in Orange County, and B) Bitches are currently wearing them in August, when the thermometer topped 100° for almost 2 weeks straight.

My personal take on the wearing of Uggs in the Summer is that the bitches who wear them spent all of their money on those overpriced snow boots and now they don't have any money left to buy a pair of fucking sandals.

I'd like to say that I'm not a huge fan of trends as it is. I like individuality, and you can't achieve that when every other bitch is doing the same thing. As my partner in crime stated in his rant on Hynas, it's funny how girls (especially Hynas) walk around thinking they're so unique. Well news flash - you're not unique when every other chick in your age group is wearing the same thing, doing their hair the same way, and carrying the same over-sized hand bags.

In conclusion, Uggs are not cute. They're fucking stupid. You might only find one or two guys who don't think they look retarded, and most likely they're just telling you that so they can get in your skinny jeans. If you're planning a trip this Winter to Mammoth, by all means, knock yourselves out. In the meantime, take those fucking things off and leave them in the closet next to the knee-high hooker boots.